Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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