I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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