He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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