do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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