omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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