About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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