i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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