Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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