I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
