I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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