New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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