it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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