Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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