At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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