I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
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