i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Randomize