wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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