so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
sex in a hospital.. check
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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