Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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