in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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