how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I am in a vortex of obligation.
Life is so much better after having sex.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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