Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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