Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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