Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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