It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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