just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Dignity is for republicans.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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