They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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