Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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