He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
being pregnant is like rehab
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
