when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Randomize
