I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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