the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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