yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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