My nipple is on Facebook.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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