did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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