i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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