I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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