i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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