I think I just saw someone hide a body.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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