Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
I'm really busy with my period
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