Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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