no, he came in my armpit
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
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