His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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