I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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