Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
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