Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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