I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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