And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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