That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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