Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Randomize
